But maybe things have changed. Today, a kindergarten was aggressively hugging me. It was neither the time nor place, and I was having none of it. I told her so. She got off me and then came back for more, her head right into my boob.
For reasons unknown to me, she didn't find this scary. Instead, she poked my boob. And made a "boo" sound.
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You might try telling her that your boobs are the Sleeping Bear Dunes and not to be disturbed without serious consequences. I understand that hibernating bears do not take kindly to interruption.
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